Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Well, la-de-dah, hoomans!

Ole Charlie iz a TV star!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yeah, I got a cameo in ABC's "Modern Family" lass week (ABC - America's Broadcastin' Chicken).

It wuz just a small part, but I hafta say - I think I stole tha show! Even with a full cast a clowns!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

My actin' classes has paid off! Well, technically the fast-talkin' with that flatfoot traffic cop when I got pulled over tha uther day...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey, mebbe now I can get a aminated series? CHUCK?? CLUCK??

GETTIN' PLUCKY???

The possabilities is ennless!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Of course, I kood try drama, mebbe on one a them Law N Order Up! shows. I could team up with Ice Tea!!

Thass, it! I'm packin' up, and move to Holly Wood!

Uhhh....anyone got spare change fer tha bus??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now...