Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend curious bird, Charlie Chicken…)
Hello! Hello in there!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
What’s this? Sumthin’ smells familiar here, I just can’t put my chicken fingers on it…
I think…herbs? Spices? Everythin’ nices??
But sumthin’ else too…sumthin’…
Hey…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!
SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!
SERIAL KILLER AH SAY, SERIAL KILLER!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Holey cluck, it’s like a ‘splosion in tha chicken coop in here! Battered body parts, LITERALLY!!
AHHHHH!!!!
Mebbe, it’s not too late…mebbe I kin put them back together…wait – THERE’S NO HEADS!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I needta call fer help.
Cluck fer now!!
4 comments:
Hahah! Loved this. CSI Chicken Coop.
Sorry but I have to say seein Charlie traumatized is FUNNY! Whooha! Hey Charlie, no need to look too far for the killers!
What??
Having trouble sleeping you say? Keeping one beady bird eye open?
Hmmm....finger-lickin good.....sweet dreams my feathered friend, sweet dreams.......
"On the next CSI Chicken Coop, the team is baffled by a wall of Col. Sanders photos..."
I ain't sleepin' EVER again!!
MURDERERS!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
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