Chicken Scratch 2025
(posted in the future by Charles “Knobby-Knees” Chicken…)
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hello there, ya young whippersnappers!
Move a lil closer ta tha computer screen, so I can sees ya better…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Feels like snows comin’, ma beak is itchy…
That, or ma beak is jus itchy…
Wonder wut they’re servin’ in the dinin’ room tonite, here at the Old Crows Poultry Coop Retirment Community? Hope it ain’t pureed fish n chips again! Blech!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Dagnabit! Droolin’ down ma beard again… I really oughta shave, but the chicks here think I look like a wizard with it. Gandolf Lives!!
Oh-oh…better start shufflin’ ta tha toidie…if that ain’t a fart bubblin’ up, I fogot ta throw on my Depends this mornin’ – things could get real ugly…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now.
4 comments:
OMG! Is that a glimpse into the Such Is Life household with that damn bird? Excellent!
On the other hand, I wonder if Charlie is in the Chicken Poop Retirement Home without us?! (I cant bring my self to think of the alternative to that!)
Uh, i thnk that was chicken "coop"...
Ah, no, for Charlie I definitely mean't poop!
Hoomans....
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