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Saturday, January 01, 2011


Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)

HIC!

“Should ole potatoes be thrown out,

I never brought dill twine,”

HIC!!

“Should old potatoes be thrown out,

Aunt Daisy drinks red wine!!”

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

“For Old Langside, or deer,

For old Langside!

Eels take a bath in turpentine,

For old Langside!!”

HIC!!

AAAWK!!!!

I’m pretty shur theres more words, but omg – my beak…where’s my beak??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Who..who…who stole ma beak??

HIC!

“Fer mold grows wild, reindeer,

Fer mold grows wild,

Wheel glaze a mask on Popeye’s face,

Fer mold grows wild…”

HIC!!

Not too bad fer a beakless birdie…

AAAAWK!!!!

Sayonara. Cluck fer now…

KEVIN BACON!!!!!

(an a Hanny Newp Yeer!!!)

4 comments:

Mrs That \d said...

Oh brother! What a bird, what a bird I tell ya!
May the New Year find a much behaved and more reserved bird!
Happy New Year Charlie! (I'm rattling the fry pan in front of your beak in the morning! HA!)

ThatDanGuy said...

Ah, MTDG...the fingers are not as accurate as they used to be...

:-)

Suzanne said...

Charlie, you ain't looking so good this fine morning! Happy 1/1/11 to the gang at That Dan Guy's Home! All the best in the coming year.

ThatDanGuy said...

1 1 11!!

Wahoo!

Yabba Dabba Doo!

Viva 2011!!!

Mercredi Beaucoup!!