The king of the fish world, the shark is lord of all he surveys. Not that they survey all that much, being underwater and all. Sure, they tend to find meals here and there, but it’s not like they can catch a movie, or hop on a flight to Albuquerque. Being king of the fish world apparently has some limitations…
Come to think of it, a shark can’t:
-go through a McDonald’s drive-thru,
-play tennis,
-read a newspaper,
-do an oil change on his car,
-own a car,
-make a peanut butter sandwich,
-walk a dog,
-whistle,
-download Celine Dion on i-Tunes,
-walk inconspicuously along The Strip in Vegas,
-light a cigarette,
-clip his toe-nails,
-vote for the winner on “American Idol”.
Man, when you put it like that, being a shark would really bite…
Chow for now.
3 comments:
How do you know what sharks are or arent doing under that water?
They may have shark-mobiles, shark-tunes, water-proof cigarettes. Maybe being a shark doesnt bite at all? (well, a shark does bite, but doesnt bite. Huh??)
How would their lighter work underwater, for those smokes??
Jerseys,
Beat it. Go away. Stay away. Pester some other blogspace.
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