Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…who would like everyone to be very quiet this morning…)

AAAAWK!!!!

Oy…

My cluckin’ brains…

Uhhhh…

AAAAWK!!!!

I found a coupla bottles of wine yesserday – I ain’t the best reader in tha world, but they wuz scribbled on, an it looked like they said “Dam Adenoid”?? Who cares – THEY WUZ DELICIOUS!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ow!! Ohh, keep it down, Chuckie…

In retro-speck, I maybe shoulda just had one, but it’s like potato chips – ya can’t have just cluckin’ one!

Holy hen fruit – the headache wine gives ya…

AAAAWK!!!!

I think I may hurdle…my guts is floatin’ like a toothpick on a waterslide…

Hey, wuz that drool that juss dropped inta my coffee? Or sweat??

BLECH!!!!

Oh-oh…I think I know where that late-nite hot dog wuz hidin’…

Better go find tha Gravol…

Cluck fer now…