Toast. Dry cereal. Stale cinnamon buns – what a boring group of breakfast choices!
How about:
Scrambled ostrich eggs, with liberal sprinkles of braised raccoon meat.
Freshly kneaded caviar cornbread.
Antelope biscuits.
Any sort of fruit medley that doesn’t sway either way in the “too tart” or “too sweet” spectrum. And doused by spilled goblets of brown sugar.
Bacon from a warthog. The animal, not students from the Harry Potter school…
Chitlins – I have no idea what those are, but they sure sound exotic…
Hmmm…now I’m even hungrier than before I had to MAKE a decision…better grab a muffin…
Chow for now!
2 comments:
Hmm...I'll skip the Ostrich, Raccoon, Antelope and Warthog thank you. Just toast please.
(There are enough "animals" and "wild ones" running around this house!)
Hmmm...forgot candy canes and molasses dip...
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