Chicken Scratch
(posted for no apparent reason by a rebellious, cantankerous, somewhat delusional rubber chicken, every weekend…)
Wuuuuzzzzuuuuuupppp?????
BUK-AAAWK!!!!
Hey, remember that ole Budwizer commercial? Wutta trip! My favourite wuz tha frogs, but tha footsball players were pretty funny too.
What the cluck does that hafta do with me sittin’ beside this Labatt’s hat?
Who cluckin’ knows??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
This does remind of sum great country songs tho – like “Pretty Good At Drinkin’ Beer”. I can relate ta that! Budwizer, Labatt’s, Hangover Rover – they’re all pretty cluckin’ good as fur as I’m concerned.
Whoops! I said fur…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
An me barely even sportin’ any feathers!!
Wut the cluck???
“Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey…”
Rotatin’ rooster on a roto-rooter! I can’t get these country songs outta my head!! I think I must be part cowpoke!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Too much beer an pickup trucks!
Too much beer period………………..
I gotta lay my ole crown down…
Cluck fer now!!
2 comments:
Oh Charlie! Hey, your human owner likes that "rain makes corn and corn makes whiskey" song too. Hmm, wonder why? Wonder who is becoming more like who? The chicken like the man or the man like the chicken?
Who crossed the road first? Huh?
What song? I do not know of what you speaketh..
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