I’ve always wished I had learned how to perform magic tricks. That way I could write off the expenses for the rabbits I keep in my top hat. Who knew my carrot bill would be so freakin’ high?

But alas, I never disciplined myself to take the time (or effort) required to master prestidigitation. I did buy a few gag items over the years, like a magic dribble cap for pop bottles, and flash paper, which appears to create a burst of flames before safely extinguishing itself. When the flash paper set my fingertips on fire, the magic dribble cap failed to dribble water onto my hands, but it did quench my desire to pursue magic on a far more serious basis.

I do know how to make cookies disappear though, so all was not lost…

Chow for now!!