Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken)

I got no idea what this picture is supposed ta be. I think I’m flyin’ around the foyer uvda Such Is Life household. Or, I’m posin’ fer a portrait. Who the cluck knows??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

All I DO know is that the joint seems a little devoida human beans taday. All quiet on the western front.

So, I’m officially callin’ dibsies on tha big screen TV, fer the Souper Bowl later. I’ll get my beak on in style this year!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Sure is quiet aroun here…

Too quiet…

If I had fingers, I could pop an AC-DC cd inna player – but these measly little wings a mine present numerous challenges – no opposable thumbs being atta top a tha list…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Wallopin’ Web-Snappers – I think this is wut boredom feels like!!!

How did it come ta this – Sunday mornin’, sober as a Judje, and bored outta my tree?????

Where does Banjo Boy keep tha Tylonol?? I could mebbe zap up the buzz on my coffee with some creative mixin’…

BAH! BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I better wander, and see if I can figure out what ta do with misself…

Cluck fer now!!