Here’s something I’ve learned recently – Canada is cold. I know – that seems to be a well-known stereotype (we all live in igloos, and wear beaver-skin hats), but after such an extended run of mild weather, this current brush with typical, seasonal Canadian winter weather blows. Why, I could almost kick in the wall of our igloo, and don’t dare take off my beaver-skin hat when I go to bed at night. This is cold stuff, folks!!
So, what are our options?
Well, we could hasten global warming. I’ve got no problem personally with 12 months of Speedo season. I’d even wax my back hair if I could lounge in the yard in January, splayed out on a lawn chair.
We could also quit griping, and simply move to Hawaii, Florida, or Albuquerque. I don’t know how hot it gets in Albuquerque, but any city that almost spells “barbecue” can’t be all that bad…
6 comments:
I'll take your last option: Let's move to the Barbeque city! I'll start packing!
First...EWWWWW, back hair...and then...so you came to this lovely chilly city from the Okanagan. It's not nearly as cold there as it is here. Sheesh. Not ALL of Canada is THIS cold. Warning...don't go to Saskatchewan or Manitoba!!!!!!!
BTW---Albuquerque gets REALLY fricking hot. Dry and H.O.T.
I'm buying some hot dogs!
Wahoo!!
I know - we're just gluttons for punishment.
I don't think I even know where Albuquerque is???
New Mexico!
I did not know that...
I'm now wondering if there is an old, and/or a future Mexico?
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