Chicken Scratch

By Charlie Chicken, guest blogger

Oooooh my achin’ pinfeathers….

AAAWK!!!!

I ache from my knuckles all the way upta my comb. We put up tha Chrispmas dekorashuns yesterday, and even my wishbone is throbbin’ right now…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

It don’t look like much, but this here tree is one heavy booger, haulin’ it back from the forest onna toboggan. Uphill. After three feeta snow fell whilst I was choppin’ it down. With a blunt axe. One arm inna cast. Wearin’ a 80-pound backpack a firewood in case offa emergency.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Oooooh…should wings be flappin’ when yer arms are down??? Or is that just a fatigue twitch?

This is where a little medicinal brandy comes in handy – just a coupla fingers, ta take tha edge offa this whimper I’m barely subdoo-in.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ya know, I hope that tree ain’t movin’ towards me right now…I never did test that tree stand that Cornelius made inna basement here…

OH-OH!!!

CLUCK FER NOW!!!!!!