Chicken Scratch

(By guest weekend blogger Charlie Chicken)

“Have yourself a merry pluckin’ Christmas,
Lay down in some lights…

AAAAWK!! (HIC!!)

From now on,
our knuckles will be out of sight.

AAAAWK!!!! (HIC!!)

Have yourself a merry cluckin’ Christmas,
Make Banjo Boy’s hair grey,
From now on,
his hairline will be miles away.

BUK!!!! AWK.

Here we are as in olden days,
Before cable and downloads.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Bring presents to us once more.

AAAAWK!!!! (HIC!!)

Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Great Chicken allows
Hang a shining star
upon the highest beak or brow.

And have yourself
A merry pluckin’ Christmas now.”

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck for now – Happy Cluckin’ Holidays Ever-One!!