Once upon a time, there was a blogger, a blogger who sat before his keyboard one morning, and found his mind completely blank.

Now, you may say that just by sitting in front of a keyboard might indicate that a person’s mind couldn’t really be TOTALLY blank, but this fellow’s mind was indeed quite blank – as blank as a snowflake in a can of ecru paint.

The more he sat in front of his keyboard, the less his mind was able to formulate even the simplest thoughts. And this was a man quite capable of simple thoughts…

He thought, and he thought, and he thought – all to no avail. His mind was a barren wasteland, devoid even of tumbleweed. Devoid of spider webs, devoid of cotton batten.

Surrendering, he left his keyboard, put on his James Blunt cds, and lived happily ever after.

Until tomorrow morning…

Chow for now!