Chicken Scratch

By Charlie Chicken – guest key-pecker

Hello humans…

Do ya like my body – do ya think I’m sexy, come on peoples tell me now..

BUK-AAAAWK!!!

It dawned on me the other day – what with all the coverage that Alaska lady is getting’ with her book release, that maybe I was missin’ the boat to riches and glory.

I got ta thinkin’ that if her former sorta son-in-law Acid Wash, or Stone Scrub could pose for Playgirl magazine, then why was I missin’ the celebrity cruise ship? I mean, come on – check out this come hither look I captured lass night!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I know, I know – sorta cruel to dazzle yer eyeballs so early in the mornin’, releasin’ the genie of passion before ya mighta even had breakfast, but this ole chicken needs some dough-ray-fer-mi, so I hadda drop the knuckle covers, and put together a portfolio fer the publishers of that publikation. Hot stuff!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Poor Cornelius wasn’t so happy though, taking my glam shots. It’s not like the curly-haired meathead ain’t ever seen bare pinfeathers before!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, I gotta go shave my back. Today is patootie shots!

Cluck fer now!!