Chicken Scratch

(posted every Saturday (or so) by guest blogger Charlie Chicken)

It has come to my attention recently, that certain fast-food restaurants actually serve…give me strength…FRIED CHICKEN!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I say, I say, boy…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Who the cluck sanctioned this sort of wholesale cannibalism? And what sort of heinous black-hearted consumer would actually walk through the doors of such establishments, knowingly purchasing parts of cousin Wally, or dear Aunt Edna?

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Would these same heartless cluckers line up for Kentucky-fried kittens, or slow-roasted toddlers?

I THINK NOT!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Not only are there fried chickens shacks all across the nation(s), I even read online yesterday about something they called…GASP…SLOW-PULLED CHICKEN SANDWICHES!!

AAAAWKKKK!!!!

Unless thas a massage parlour for poultry - I got me a mental image of some of us chickens as Stretch Armstrong, an IT AIN’T PRETTY!!!

For cluck’s sake – quit supportin’ wholesale murder – I can tell ya, us chickens ain’t thinkin’ up sweet n sour recipes for YOU people…

Cluck for now, bless ma shiverin’ pinfeathers…!