Chicken Scratch

“Lonely..

I’m Mr. Lonely…”

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

WAHOOOO!!! Free at last, free at last!

The humans are away, an us chickens is gonna PLAY!!!

Well, maybe just a bit – we still gotta worry about this swined flu thing, so I ain’t invitin’ any strange chicks over. A bird’s gotta stay alive, ya know…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey, maybe I should rifle through a few drawers and cupboards here. Ole Banjo Boy might have sumthin’ embarassin’ stashed unner his socks and boxers! I could export him, for big bucks, to keep it (anythin’ embarassin’) outta this space!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, if we wanna party here, we better get ta plannin’ – I can always send Corny out ta pick up the booze and snax – keepin’ my own system germ –free!

Yeah, I know – brilliant…

Cluck for now!!