Simple & Inexpensive Entertainment Tips For Troubled Times
Part 1 – “Rubber Band, Rubber Band Man…”
Hey, who sang that old song anyway – was it The O’Jays?? Dang, now the silly thing is in my head…
Anyhow, do you find yourself in these tough economic times, trying to figure out how to keep your own personal morale up, whilst utilizing an inexpensive form of entertainment?
Here’s my hot tip for this week in May – and, it’s essentially free!!
Every morning, my morning newspaper is delivered, held together by a simple rubber band. I will squirrel those elastics aside for a few days, and then one morning while Mrs. That Dan Guy is crawling her bleary-eyed self up the stairs to get ready for work, I will “shoot” one at her. The spare rubber bands come in handy for when she charges me, to confiscate and or pretend to want to cause me some injury.
We laugh for hours afterwards. Sometimes she frisks me for more of the hidden elastics, which can be fun first thing in the morning. Other times, I yelp out “IMMUNITY!!” and she is forced to stand down by the rules of international rubber band warfare.
Give it a try, if you have access to rubber bands – your mornings will never be the same…
Chow for now!!
4 comments:
Sadly folks, there isnt one untruth in this! Personally, I think he is really after the "frisking" portion of this outrageous behaviour!
And yes, your mornings (my mornings) will indeed never be the same! (Or normal)
Frisk me, baby!!
The Spinners and I have a huge rubber band collection from the mailman.
Dang!!
The Spinners - of course!!
How could I have not known that???
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