Chicken Scratch
Top o’ tha mornin’, feather-lackers! Charlie saloots ya!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hey humans, lookie here – ole Charlie has moved inta the 18th Century – I got misself a Birdberry!!
That’s right kids – now I’m textin’ and e-mailin’ and phone-callin’ up a storm – which is all well and good, but I need to find a few fellow cluckers with one of these thingies themselves… Pretty quiet on the respondin' front.
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Still, I can see why these things is so cluckin’ addictive – did you know you can set it up to make different sounds when it rings?? Just like Star Trek!! Beam me up some Jim Beam, Scottie!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Of course, I will admit that this is one of those occasions where I regret not havin’ fingers – them little keys are a pain in the pinfeathers to peck at – and don’t get me started on my stubby little chicken wings!!
I can even set myself reminders on what they call a day-timer. Although for an active bird like misself, it oughta be a night-timer. I think I may be part owl!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
So, I gotta get the word out to somma my pals, and definitely the ladies – ole Charlie is wired!!
Cluck for now!!
Top o’ tha mornin’, feather-lackers! Charlie saloots ya!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hey humans, lookie here – ole Charlie has moved inta the 18th Century – I got misself a Birdberry!!
That’s right kids – now I’m textin’ and e-mailin’ and phone-callin’ up a storm – which is all well and good, but I need to find a few fellow cluckers with one of these thingies themselves… Pretty quiet on the respondin' front.
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Still, I can see why these things is so cluckin’ addictive – did you know you can set it up to make different sounds when it rings?? Just like Star Trek!! Beam me up some Jim Beam, Scottie!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Of course, I will admit that this is one of those occasions where I regret not havin’ fingers – them little keys are a pain in the pinfeathers to peck at – and don’t get me started on my stubby little chicken wings!!
I can even set myself reminders on what they call a day-timer. Although for an active bird like misself, it oughta be a night-timer. I think I may be part owl!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
So, I gotta get the word out to somma my pals, and definitely the ladies – ole Charlie is wired!!
Cluck for now!!
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