Chicken Scratch

 Ooooohhh……..

 Ya ain’t suffered until a rollin’, explodin’ burp’s come outta yer beak….

 Oooooohhh…..

 BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

 Mother of goose, I ain’t had such a bad reaction since the last chili-eatin’ contest I entered last summer, and I found out it was TURKEY CHILI!!!!

 I got a marchin’ band in my belly, and it’s blowin’ fireworks all the way up my esofygus!! Now I know what the outer part offa firecracker feels like!!

 BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

 The worstest part is, I can’t thinka wut I had, that gave me such a bad reaction. It was movie night here last night for the flock, and between the pretzels, the popcorn, the potato chips, the deep-fried nachos with cheese and peppers, peanuts (peanuts in a shell), cotton candy, chocolate-covered almonds, mini-donuts, hot dogs, Trail Mix, ice cream sandwiches, and gallons a Diet Coke – I can’t narrow down what’s boxin’ in my intestines!!

 BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

 Mebbe next time I’ll avoid the lettuce and veggie stix at lunchtime…

 Oooooohhhhh…..

 I wonder iffa cold beer would calm this ole gullet down??

 Nuthin’ ventured, nuthin’ grained!!!

 BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

 Cluck fer now!!