Running a bit behind today, as we have an unusually early departure time this morning.

In lieu of an actual posting, I am going to jot down a few of my favourite childhood jokes – still as clear today as they were almost a hundred years ago…

Joke # 1

What is Snow White’s brother’s name??

Egg White – get the yolk???

Get the “yolk”!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

Joke # 1

It must be raining cats and dogs outside….

Why do you say that?

Because I just stepped in a poodle!!

Stepped in a “poodle”!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

Omigod, those just KILL me!!

Better run…

Chow for now!!

(GO FLAMES!!!!)