Chicken Scratch

"Springtime In Alberta"

Charlie Chicken here, reportin’ live from the scene of my front stoop, where boatloads of snow has fallen overnight, and continues to crap up the roads. As you can see, the level is dangerously close to my pinfeathers…

Buk-AAAAWK!!!

The long-term forecast indicates snow, followed my more snow, and then a bit more snow - over the next three days. Even Frosty the cluckin’ Snowman would be inclined ta say “Hold off there, Mother Nature – it’s April, for Pete’s sake!!”

Buk-AAAAWK!!!

By the hammer of Thor, my cluckin’ chicken legs are losin’ feelin’ My knees are like those old clacker toys from the '70’s – they keep bangin’ together, and if my teeth chattered any harder, I could hire myself out as an electric stapler!!

Buk-AAAAWK!!!

Back to the news. There’s cluckin’ snow everywhere ya look. I’m pretty sure that my pinfeathers are collectin’ snow, the longer I stand out here and talk to YOU turkeys! This is for the birds!! I don’t make enough chicken scratch to stand out here in my birthday suit, and point out sumthin’ as obvious as snow everywhere the pluckin’ eye can see!! I’m a professional, for pity’s sake!! Why ain’t I interviewin’ Oprah???

I’m done with this @#*#@ !!!

Cluck for now!!!!!!