Howdy doodles, featherless friends! Ole Charlie is makin’ a special weekday appearance, due to a special delivery package I received this mornin’.

I'm always getting’ surprises from fans and admirers, so I couldn’t wait to open the perforated box, and see what was in it. I was hopin’ it might be a puppy, or a chicken-sized BMW, but all I got was these stooped eggs!!

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!

Clearly some jive turkey’s idea of a joke. I mean, I know that chickens has sumtin ta do with eggs, but personally, I ain’t one a them chickens. I know that eggs end up in bakin’, or WITH bacon on breakfast tables, but beyond that, I really don’t give a cluck about ‘em. I’m kinda hardboiled, that way.

Heh Heh Heh Heh…

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!

Not even sure what the pluck I gotta do with these things. Do ya put a blanket on ‘em? DO ya stick ‘em under a heat lamp, or toss ‘em in the frigerator? Man, I ain’t got the patience for this – I gotta scramble off ta the cigar store!!

Heh Heh Heh Heh….

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, one thing for sure, I’d like to get my claws on the boob that sent me this package, and give ‘em a yolk shampoo, ta show my gratiturd at this generous gift.

Flippin’ eggs…do I LOOK like a sausage link???

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck for now!