It’s been a slow start to National Squirrel Month, here at Such Is Life. I think we’ve only had one mention so far.

This is completely unacceptable. Over the next few days, I will be going out into the field (any field. Maybe even a forest or two), and trying to bring some current data to the table. Or this space.

Which by the way, continues to p*** me off. Now I see that my picture has disappeared, for some unknown reason. I still have no end of troubles with this flipping program (I have to first compose these postings in a Word doc, then paste them in. Auto-save my hairy caboose!!!), and now I got no picture.

But that’s just me, and what does any of that have to do with squirrels anyhow?? The show, as they say, must go on, even if the “tent” has more leaks than a raincoat made out of Cheerios…

When did today’s post become a rant? Good grief, I just wanted to explain how badly I felt, having dropped the ball this year so far for National Squirrel Month.

Man, felt is soooo soft. I used to love playing with felt paper, back in elementary school…

When did today’s post lose all touch with reality? Where the heck is this going? WHAT ABOUT THE BLASTED SQUIRRELS??????????
Ahem…

Sorry, my bad. I think I need my second cup of coffee now…

Chow for now!!