Chicken Scratch

Pass the gravy, it’s cooooold in this here sandwich!!!!

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!!!!

Hey, not to fear, friends. Ole Charlie is just tryin’ out his Halloween costume. I’m goin’ out next week as a hot chicken sandwich…get it?? Hot chicken??

Har Har Har!!!

I’m a pluckin’ riot!!!

I was inpired by some of the pictures I saw in a cookbook the cannibals here had in the kitchen. The play on words was too rich for me to resist. I just hope I can clean this slimy margarine off, once my trick-or-treatin’ is done!! It’s makin’ my thighs itchy!

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!

I had thought about goin’ out as some of the characters I’ve done in the past – Foghorn Leghorn, Chubby Chicken, or Don Knotts, but I wanted to be original this year. Once ya get to my age, people start to make judgment calls about a piece of old poultry, trolling for candy. I can’t help it, I’m weak. Daddy needs chocolate…

HOLY CRAP!!!

I just noticed sumthin’ in the mirror. I got a varicose vein!! What the cluck!!!

Buk-Buk-Buk-Buk-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, I better hit the gym tomorrow morning. This is no good. Next thing you know, I`ll lose my comb, and be as bald as my roommate. He still looks like a potato that’s been left under the sink a week too long…

Mebbe I better get a hand mirror. If there`s one spider vein, there could be more. I knew I shoulda insured my chicken legs when I had the money!!

Cluck for now!!