A

B

C

Well, I suppose I could just keep going with that, and eventually I'd have the whole alphabet laid out on the page.

But probably not much of a column, even for these daily blog ramblings...

So, onward and upward!!

D

E

F

HEY!! I said NO more of that! It's time to start writing a real blog...

G

H

J

Oh, for the love of Pete...Not only are we still forging ahead with the alphabet, I can't even get THAT right!! What happened to I???

I


I


I

OK, OK, sorry I asked....

Hey, did you ever notice before that "I" rhymes with "aye"?? RRRRRR, matey!!!

K

L

M

Oh boy. This is like a train outta control. Like free socks at The Bay.

Why did I even mention The Bay? That doesn't make even the slightest bit of sense...

N

O

P

Interesting. I never made that connection before, but the alphabet actually spells out "NO", like some universal negativity demi-god, keeping us down as a society....the alphabet is the anti-Tony Robbins!!!

It almost spells "nope" as well...

Q

R

S

Sssssufferin' succotash! Will this drivel never end????????????????

T

U

V

You know, as silly as this is, if I really DO forget a letter, I'm gonna look like a REAL idiot...

W

X

Y

Z

Zzzzzz...probably what happened to any readers I may have had this morning...

Chow for now!!