I have an old soft shoe. I believe it is formally called a "slipper".
Not sure why I only have one soft shoe, when I have two feet - but that could be explained by any number of possibilities in this place - science experiment, the dingo ate my slipper, plaid material evaporation, slipper thieves, misplacement, redeployment as a condiment storage container, emergency tea cozy, thrown "Fetch" toy for a dog that never returned with it, baby goat hat, added dietary fibre in a pinch when I couldn't get through a snowstorm to buy groceries - the list goes on.
Anything cold have happened to my old soft shoe...
Later!!
3 comments:
I believe it was the dingo that ate your slipper!
I thought so. We really need to pick up some bingo repellent...
DINGO!!!
Goddam Auto-Correct......
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