(posted by savvy shopper, and weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Well, ah'm off - gonna git ovur ta Target Canada, and stock up on savins!!!
Ah here they iz BLOWIN' out merchindice, which is good, cause they ain't had reel prices here since they opened!! Astro-nomikally overpriced!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah'm hopin' ta pick up beddin' fer mah coop, as well az a BIIIIIG screen TV, maybe 155"!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
It's gonna be like plucking' Chrissmas all over agin!!!
YAHOO!!!!!
Charge it, and pack it in tha shoppin' cart, Clerk Kent - daddy's gotta feather his nest with plush
lugs-zurees!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah need a bigger bag...
AH NEED A BIGGER BAG!! SAVIN'S GALORE....AHHHHH!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Oh mah deer Laurd - I think ah'm gonna faints...
What else??
Furnichure, kitchen applianses, sportin' guuds - I GOTTA BRING MY VISA CARD!!!!
Oh Great Chicken, gives me tha strength to git thru this sale, and line every wall uv mah home with those plush lugs-zurees!!!
Ah'm but a humble berd, an ah don't ask fer much - but if you could swing them stockin' up on discount booze before the doors close....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
All right, heer ah go - Bus Pass - check. Expandible shoppin bag - check. Cattle prod charged - CHECK!!!
(Banjo Boy's VISA - check!!)
Cluck fer now - let the mayhem begin!!!!
4 comments:
Charlie, you had better be careful where you go in Target. When I was there this morning I saw sone chicken fingers in the frozen food aisle. Did you count all your digits when you left the store?
What? Bedding for your coop? A big screen TV? Honestly Charlie! Have you looked up the definition of a "chicken"? Just stay put. Peck at some bird-seed, lay in some hay and be quiet.
Hey, wait a minute. Banjo Boy's Visa? Oh god! I gotta go. Gotta make a call to report a stolen Visa. Damn bird.
He's barely got a couple of knuckles as it is!!!
Whew!
Not to worry - it was YOUR VISA!!!
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