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Thursday, September 18, 2014

New Driving Award - The Pitts!

Watching some asshat race ahead of me and squeeze into what I like to call a "reasonable stopping distance" just to be ahead of me yesterday afternoon, I became inspired. I'm going to be start a new award for drivers on Calgary roads.

I will call these award The Pitts - The "PeckerHead In Traffic Trophy". For every idiot that tries to pass me in an off-ramp - you win The Pitts. For those buffoons that want to run 130 kilometres per hour in a 50 zone, and flash their lights while they tailgate me aggressively to make me move over - while I'm pulled over on the boulevard to fix a flat tire - you win The Pitts.

This has to be the most aggressive city in North America for entitled ignoramuses that believe they hold title to the lane they are in, and you happen to be occupying "illegally".

I'd be interested in hearing from anyone that thinks their drivers are worse - I'm not adverse to franchising The Pitts. Let's talk!



Mrs That Dan Guy said...

I will gladly hand out the Pitts! My pleasure to hand a Pitt to the many morons!

ThatDanGuy said...

Those would be the busiest awards of all time!!