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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Wild Horses (Couldn't Keep Bees From Hay)

It is a truism that has endured the ages. If you want to want to discourage bees from loitering around your hay, wild horses have proven time and time again to be an ineffective deterrent.

Playing Barry Manilow music has some effect, but bees do hum, so eventually they will get right into those classic hits, and again, you won't keep them from your hay.

Cayenne pepper has some success, but will also make your horses sneeze if you leave it on the hay too long. Never mind what it does to the droppings - Holy Nuclear, Batman!!

In my opinion, there is only one effective solution to keep those pesky bees from your hay. Automated scarecrows with very sensitive motion detectors, armed with flamethrowers.

Bear in mind, even you may not be able to get near your hay. But you will get rid of those bees!



Mrs That Dan Guy said...

What the doodles?! First of all, the scarecrows are probably MADE of hay and second of all, flamethrowers? Well, super. Now you have no hay left and no food for the horses. We need another solution man.

ThatDanGuy said...

Possibly. I haven't truthfully thought things through...