(posted by weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken...)
Howdy hoomans!
Pardonez-moi - I's just pree-parin' sum shots ta submit ta ma agent. I redda article in a magazeen, and thought - Hey! Charlie!! YOU could be a model!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, I think tha wurld is ready fer ma masculine assetts. Ma six-pak is juss about like a car grill!!
An if all I hafta dew is lie aroun lookin' sexy, well this bird can do that blindfolded!
Of course, that would cost extra....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
So, this mornin' I'm posin' aroun tha house - in ma gym, in ma bathtub - an outdoors in tha brisk -25 C temuratures - that kinda makes ma natural poltry bumps ripple even more!!
Altho tha ripplin' could be due ta tha extremely high Arctic winds...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I'd like ta chat more, but ah kin feel tha baby oil hardenin' - gotta keep movin'
Charlie out, suckahs!!!!
Cluck fer now...
4 comments:
Ya, "Charlie out" alright. OUT OF HIS FREAKIN MIND! Oh brother. The only 6-pak your totin Charlie is the 6-pak of beer! And it ain't your poultry bumps rippling, it is the gas coming out of your poultry behind!
Wake up Charlie. You must be dreaming.
Oh Dear.....Oh My.....
That bird is really missing his calling - he has the delusional personality of an elected official!!
HA!
Where do you come up with this stuff, GG??
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