Chicken Scratch

(posted by guest blogger, Future Charlie - from the year 2062...)

Hello hoomans - and androids, A.I. Robotic Beings - and Cyborgs...

Well, ole Charlie woulda thought he'd be pushin' up daisies long ago by now, wut with ma drinkin' smokin' and frisky chick-inizin' - funny how that works! I've outlived most peepel I knew, and here I yam - still tickin'!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Turns out I musta pree-zerved ma innards or sumthin' - I'm tha pitcher a health!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, a dew hafta take sum lil blue pills fer...Lance..., but other than THAT...

Sure has been a ride, kiddies - lemme tell ya - who'd thunk that we'd only be finally flyin' aroun on personal jet packs just a few short years ago? Dumb-ass scientissts - us chickens coulda had that solved back in 2012 - we got short-term flight figgered, juss by nature!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey, I see Justin Bieber is on a comeback tour, playin' casinos and county fairs - I betcha when he had those famous bangs back in tha day, he didn't plan fer being a snooker ball with a comb-over a few decades later!

Har Har Har!!!

Well, a better git back ta ma chick - the pills I had fer breakfast is kickin' in, and if I wanna live ta noon, I need ta "fly tha coop", if ya know wut I mean...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now!