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Monday, April 30, 2012

Insomnia

The other night, I could not fall asleep for the life of me. I tossed, turned, and got back up several times throughout a completely sleepless evening - driving Mrs. That Dan Guy nuts along the way...

The second time I got back up to watch some TV and read, I heard a rustling in the bed upstairs, before the pitter patter of sleepy feet coming down the stairs with a purpose. As in - "get your ass back into bed RIGHT NOW!"

Could not - even though I tried. More tossing and turning, and natural gas - which I eventually got up again to release and relieve.

At one point, I finally put my head down on the sofa downstairs, but just as I was drifting off - it sounded like someone was trying to break in through our patio door. Half-heartedly...

Without turning on any lights, I tiptoed to the door to look outside, but couldn't see a thing. I did hear a couple of stupid birds making a ruckus - early birds? Frigging dumb-ass birds that should have still been sleeping themselves.

How do we get the rowdy members of the animal kingdom as neighbours???

Bah Humbug!

Chow for now....

6 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

I think you imagined those unruly birds! Caw caw!

Blair said...

Perhaps Charlie was sneaking out for a smoke?

ThatDanGuy said...

Pretty sure one of them had a "crow" bar...

ThatDanGuy said...

Yeah, with a few beers in him, that would be Charlie all right - finesse-less!

Suzanne said...

Birds holding a caw-cus on your patio??

ThatDanGuy said...

Ha!