Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie "Beatles" Chicken...)
Happy Cluckin' Sunday, Hoomans!
Azz ewe kin see, I wuz bumped yessterday, all my troubles seem so far away...
Hey, I foun my ole toupe! Been a while, I think I mite take it fer a drive taday, see if it still helps pick up chicks...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
So, wuz ewe sucksessful in gettin' any Girth Brooks tieckets yesserday (sorry, ma claws feel like Hulk hands taday, I keep makin' typ O's...)
Aparently, hiz show sold out in 58 seconds, if ya weren't already hi-jacklin' the Tixketmasster website beforehand, ta scalp 'em once they sold out...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Funny how it is illegal ta scalp tixckets, but so many legitimate companys, can git away with it...
By tha way, I may know sum one...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Well, if it quits snowin' later taday, I'll roll out tha convirtible, and see if ma glue holds...
Born Ta Bee Wiii-iiiild!!
Chuck out!
Cluck fer now!!
4 comments:
OMG! Born to be wild alright! Seriously dude, that toupee was mean't to STAY lost! Ya, you keep dreamin you are one of the Beatles Charlie! Somewhere out there Paul McCartney is laughing his head off!
I thought he was supposed to be one of the Three Stooges!
ummm....are we sure that rug belongs to Charlie?
Wise-ASP-P-P-PUH!!!!!
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