Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend connoisseur Charles D. Chicken, Esquire...)
Classy, wot?
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yea, I's test-drivin' sum more soafistikated looks fer me, an this feels like a great fit. Works fer Hugh...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Might hafta find a smaller pipe tho - ma beak is starting ta curve like a waywerd toe-nail!
Hey, speakin' a toe-nails, Cream a Brokkoly soup tastes a lot like toe-nail...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Of course, I gotta think uv a stratogy fer where ta smoke this stoopid thing - damn Communist country we live in prohibittz me from smokin' where I wanna - don't they still give out cigars ta newborns??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hmmm - ma throat's a lil scritchy taday. I think I need ta guzzle a wee breakfast brewski - try and clear that up!
Cluck fer now!!
2 comments:
Once unsophisticated, always unsophisticated!
Dumb-asp chicken!
Careful that pipe don't break that beak of yours Charles!
I heard him singing something about being "strong to the finish, when I eats me spinach"
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