Saturday, February 25, 2012
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Me new tool looks chippa, eh?
I thoughts I might try bein' a chimney sweep, like that Dick Van Dyke dude in Tha Sounda Muzic!
Supercalifragile istic. Expee ally toastish!!!
Yessir, it's the sweepers life fer me! Like a dirtier Sandy Claws, without tha gifts!
I figured with ma size, I wuz kinda restricted in tha job market - jockey, Leprachaun, limbo champeen...
After catchin' Tha Sounda Muzik on TV tha other day, I just thought - WOWZER!! Chimney Sweep?? Why not??
Next week I'll pick up one a them white suits like milk men wear when they deliver....milk..., and I'll start floggin' ma services.
Tha singin' on tha job will only be a bonus!
Chim Chimanee, Hoomans!! Chim Chim Cherree!!
Cluck fer now...