Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Allo mates!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Me new tool looks chippa, eh?
I thoughts I might try bein' a chimney sweep, like that Dick Van Dyke dude in Tha Sounda Muzic!
Supercalifragile istic. Expee ally toastish!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, it's the sweepers life fer me! Like a dirtier Sandy Claws, without tha gifts!
I figured with ma size, I wuz kinda restricted in tha job market - jockey, Leprachaun, limbo champeen...
After catchin' Tha Sounda Muzik on TV tha other day, I just thought - WOWZER!! Chimney Sweep?? Why not??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Next week I'll pick up one a them white suits like milk men wear when they deliver....milk..., and I'll start floggin' ma services.
Tha singin' on tha job will only be a bonus!
Chim Chimanee, Hoomans!! Chim Chim Cherree!!
Cluck fer now...
4 comments:
Chimney sweep? Ya won't last one day Charlie, not Charles! That would mean hard, dirty work and you, my crazy piece of poultry, have a soft life. Lazing around in bed, having drinks and puffin your smokes, generally carousing, chimney sweep? Ha! Why don't you use your new tool to buff them chicken claws instead? Sheesh.
Expee alley toastish!!
And yes, I caught your mix-up of Julie Andrew's movies....expee alley toastish being of the Poppin's film and not the Sounda Music.....sigh....
:-)
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