Saturday, November 05, 2011
(posted by weekend guest blogger...Charlie Chicken....)
ANGRY BIRD!! ANGRY BIRD!!!
Me and Pig here is demonstratin’ tha amminosity between pigs and birds, which appeers so popular in tha Smartphone games. Pig has taken over ma home, so I gotta fly thru a slingshot ta evict him. Why don’t hoomans do this fer deadbeat renters???
Ackshualy, since ma car insurance expired, mebbe I could convince Pig ta ride me around - groceries, haircut - that kinda thing??
That, or introduce him ta sum eggs an toast....
Now, why couldn’t I have invented this stoopid game? The hoomans have just gotten addicted to tha silly thing, and eventually, it will get into tha antique tellyphones that the hoomans here use. Can ya play games on tin cans attached ta strings?
Pig!! Less burritos fer breakfast, ya heer me??? Groddy!! Pee-yew....
Alright, I better take Pig fer a walk. Things is getting misty in heer....
Cluck fer now!!