Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger...Charlie Chicken....)
ANGRY BIRD!! ANGRY BIRD!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Me and Pig here is demonstratin’ tha amminosity between pigs and birds, which appeers so popular in tha Smartphone games. Pig has taken over ma home, so I gotta fly thru a slingshot ta evict him. Why don’t hoomans do this fer deadbeat renters???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ackshualy, since ma car insurance expired, mebbe I could convince Pig ta ride me around - groceries, haircut - that kinda thing??
That, or introduce him ta sum eggs an toast....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Now, why couldn’t I have invented this stoopid game? The hoomans have just gotten addicted to tha silly thing, and eventually, it will get into tha antique tellyphones that the hoomans here use. Can ya play games on tin cans attached ta strings?
Hey!
Pig!! Less burritos fer breakfast, ya heer me??? Groddy!! Pee-yew....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Alright, I better take Pig fer a walk. Things is getting misty in heer....
Cluck fer now!!
4 comments:
Oh brother! NOw that takes Angry Birds to a whole new level! And what are the odds we actually have a Pig in the Such is Life household? Yes, I know, pretty good.........sigh..........
PS I must admit though, when I was playing the stupid Angry Birds recently I did happen to think to myself that that Pig in the house looks EXACTLY like the dumb pig on that dumb game! Charlie and Pig, 2 peas in a pod as far as I am concerned. They deserve each other!
I've only heard about that game - but I understand you are quite addicted?
Right? And who got me hooked exactly?
I only had a natural curiosity after I kept hearing strange sounds coming from your i-phone and matching giggles coming from you!
Wuuuuuut????
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