Shouldn’t that old hit pop song have actually been titled “I’m Leavin’ IN a Jet Plane”??
After more than 23 years, search for Waldo officially called off…

New male pattern balding discovered: paisley.

Young Paris Hilton sees oven in use: “That’s hot!”

Building hut in back yard. Thinking of calling it “Jabba”…

Arborist doing inventory: One, two, tree, four…

Wouldn’t advertising flyers be far more interesting if they actually flew??

Chimney sick – think it has the flue…

Less hazardous, costly super-hero musical planned for Broadway: “The Amazing Caterpillar-Man”.

How planning and procrastination bit me in the ass: Should have taken the time to finish writing the full name of my business on the company van before heading off to pick up Junior at school yesterday. Had a devil of a time trying to explain to the arresting officers that the name of my business is Free Weed REMOVAL…

Need to get new internet toaster – too many pop-ups denied lately…

Mad Hatter medicated, now just miffed.

(Chow for now…)