Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger, and fashionista Charlie Chicken..)
Howdy hoomans!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Check out ma new threads, Peeps – a fancy para "dee-zyner" jeans, left at tha door yesterday. Someone obviously recognizes wut a glamour-puss I iz!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Acid-wash, I suspeck. Ya see these brands on them Calvin Climb models inna magazines all tha time! And now on ole Charlie…
I may hafta head ta tha mall, ta strut ma pinfeathers. Tha chicks dig this sorta stuff. Makes a manly man look even manlier…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I gotta pick up a copy of that new CD anyway, with tha hit “Friday” song – I wish I wuz as good a songwriter az that lady iz. She’s given The Beeb a run fer his money!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!
I oughta cum up with a song about my new jeans – “New Pants, New Pants, Ha Ha Ha”, or sumthin like that. Mebbe sumthin that actually rimes wood be better…
OK, I’m off ta tha mall – I can workon my song lee-ricks while I’m drivin an text them back to myself…
Cluck fer now!!
6 comments:
Hey, is that a BBQ I smell heating up? Charlie, I don't think it is advisable to be wearing those designer pants outside.....just sayin'.
Hey Charlie, I dont know if the "chicks" nor the "hens" will dig your new jeans, but some hoomans might just see that advertising as saying "Hey, anyone want a piece of juicy chicken?" Yummy! I hear a song....Charlie is so juicy, so juicy! Charlie donned some snappy jeans, hoomans said "what am I seeing", Charlie is so juicy, so juicy!
We humans think alike!!!
That bird is gonna be the death of me (if technology doesn't get me first)...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!!!
Yeah. Like cannibals!!!!
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