Chicken Scratch

(posted by a wolfen guest blogger, Charlie “Howlin’” Chicken…)

A-ooooo!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I thinks I’m turnin’ inta a where wolf! Can ya see tha hair sproutin’ from my poultry bumps??

AAA-OOOOOO!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yessir, I’m like that dude in the Trilite movies, that’s more wolf than actor. I’m a powerful beast a prey, with no mercy fer hoomans. Unless they got some Alpo fer where wolves…

AAA-AAA-OOOOOOO!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!

Thas right, folks – tha power uv tha full moon has overtaken my gentle demeanour, and awakened tha beast inside, tha beast that craves hooman blood – or mebbe a coupla doughnuts.

Tremble in yer boots, peeples of tha world – tremble I tell ya!! I am unable ta control tha forces that inhabit ma body. I’m also unable ta control my bladder apparently – I really gotsta pee rite now…

Well, I suppose I can terrorize hoomanity later, I see one uv them local jackrabbits by the bushes, so I better make chase (after I use the little chicken’s room)…

AAAAAA-OOOOOOOO!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now.