Chicken Scratch

(pothted by an increathingly perturbed poultry..who could uthe a thnack…)

I bin tho lonely…

I bin tho lonely…

I bin tho lonely, I coulde die…

AAAAWK!!!!

Thith is really thtartin’ to pith me oth…

Where’th tha rethkue Thaint Bernard when ya need one?

AAAAWK!!!!

Man, it’th cluckin’ cold out here – an I mithed Glee a few dayth ago…

It’th pluckin’ revoltin’!!!

AAAAWK!!!

Look, if yer readin’ thith, PLEATHE, call emergenthy thervithes, or tha fire department. If they rethcue catth from treeth, they oughta rethcue a bird from a balcony!!!

On the pluth thide tho, Day Thix no thmokin’…

AAAAWK!!!!

Oh, great – now I got ithicles on my knuckles!! Oh, cruel fates!! Thou have forthaken me!!

For tha luv a everythin’ holey – HEEEEELP!!!!

Cluck fer now…