Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)
BRRRR!!!!
Hello, hoomans – and hope yur as cozy as I am this mornin’, now that I got my new winter coat!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
An I ain’t talkin’ “coat” like dogs or kats get – I bought me a bran-new top-a-tha-line tooth-chatter repeller, with manly (or chickenly) tones a blue.
Is ya jealous? Huh?
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, when I hit tha ski hill this affernoon, I’ll be gettin’ some looks, lemme tell ya!
Ya ever seed such a dashin’ bird before?
I didn’t think so…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Strangest thing tho, it sure seems to attract household dust when I walk by things.
Oh well, thas wut dry cleaners is for!
Cluck fer now, my featherless friends!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
2 comments:
Ya dumb-a*s chicken! I know why people are eying you up! Same thing I'm thinking....why spend money on another swiffer.......grab you from your skinny chicken legs, turn ya upside down...Oh Charlie...Charlie, where ya at?
HAK!!
HAK!!
Wut's wit all the cluckin' dust??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
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