Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)

Ho Ho Ho!

Merry Cluckin’ Chrsmas!!

Ho Ho Ho!!

I’m upta my runny nostrils in eggnog here this mornin’ – I loves me my Chrsmass!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Of course, I may get inta sum trouble openin’ OTHER pipl’s presents…but hey, peas on earth, goodwill in Ward 10!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hope I can fine tha receipt fer these socks – they’re too big fer one thing, and too clingy on my claws fer another.

Don pipl give out booze no more??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Wonder when tha hoomans is getting’ up aroun’ here? Spooky quiet so far, altho I heer sum snorin’, so they hasn’t gone inta hidin’

Well, I got me some stockins ta rifle thru, so better get scitterin’…

Cluck fer now!