Chicken Scratch

Greeeeeat…….

What have I gone dun and dun to myself now??

Is this supposed ta be pheasant unner glass?

Or am I the first chicken in space???????

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, there’s air in here – so at least I’ll still be around next week at this time. Prezoomin’ I’ve managed ta peck my way outta here…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

This musta been a gag those little cluckers are playin’ on me – like when I fell asleep a while back, and they shaved the floppy red comb offa my crown. A chicken loozes his dignity when he’s bald as a pancake!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

HEY!! I CAN’T LITE MY CIGARETTE!!!

HHHHEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the hammer of Thor, SOMEBODY’S GONNA GET HURT WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!

I gotta get ta peckin’. Amuse yerselfs this mornin’.

Cluck for now!!