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Sunday, March 01, 2009

Ugh…

Sunday - the day of the week that dull and uninteresting chores must be attended to, here in the Such Is Life household. I am deliriously tickled, and filled with bubbling enthusiasm for the day…

(Cough! Cough! Cough!)

Oh dear! I think I may be coming down with something viral – like whooping cough, or malaria!

I may not be able to help ole Mrs. That Dan Guy with the chores today – aw shucks! Shucks–a-roonie!!

I suppose I could supervise her, as some small part of assistance? She’d appreciate that, I’m sure!

Yes, yes…I am definitely starting to feel weak, faint even. My pulse is actually a bit thin, when I press my hand against my ear – as a matter of fact, I can barely feel a pulse! Maybe I should call a paramedic!!

You know, if I just sit a spell perhaps – settle down in our reclining sofa and regain my strength, maybe I’ll be able to help with the chores NEXT weekend.

It would probably help me to recuperate if I had some nutrition – perhaps some beer and pretzels??

Just sayin’…

Chow for now!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whatever dude! Faint, barely a pulse, my sweet patootie!
There is a vacuum with your name on it. Dont make me get you up from that recliner!

Anonymous said...

sorry to hear your ailing, that mrs will wait on hand and foot while you recover
get well soon (monday?)

ThatDanGuy said...

Cough! Cough! Cough!

No problem, my dear - don't worry about me...I'm pretty sure I can vacuum iwth one lung...

Cough! Cough! Cough!!

Whoa! Phlegm ball!!!

ThatDanGuy said...

It's a miracle!!

I'm OK, I'm OK!!

Nowe, if only I could learn how to spell in these blog comment responses...

Ugh...