The above video does a rather lousy job of illustrating just how much a foot of snow looks like when it falls abruptly, I will admit. But it does seem to illustrate that we won’t be mowing the lawn anytime soon…
Hey, there are bright sides to winter returning, right in the midst of spring’s arrival:
1) For one thing, the neighbourhood cats won’t be digging up our garden anytime soon. That reminds me, I need to replace our buckshot supply…
2) This new fluffy layer of white frosting on the ground may buy me a little more time to replenish our suntan lotion inventory – I used the coconut butter one when I ran out of ingredients for a cake mix a few weeks ago…
3) If Mrs. That Dan Guy sees her shadow, we get another week of Vegas this year…
4) There’s a whole new natural cushion surrounding the house, for when I go up on the roof to take down our “Happy 2007” signage.
5) PETA members, I know we haven’t corresponded in some time, but I was just joking in Point #1…
6) With all that snow on the ground, it’s like the clouds are looking in a mirror!
7) A foot of snow?? OMIGOD, MTDG will have to buy taller boots! Fire up the toboggan!!
8) The prairie tumbleweeds are covered for another month…
9) The Canadian snow shovel industry is saved!
10) While not entirely related to snowfall, how about that season finale of “Big Love” last night??
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Chow for now!!
6 comments:
I have only one comment: "I just saw my shadow"
nor rain nor snow nor salted meatloaf your newspaper will always arrive on time
holy crap gg just saw her shadow,suffle up and deal
Start the car!!
Start the car!!
Hey paperboy, how about at least making it to the end of my driveway one time this week?
It's a little embarassing to walk out there to pick up my paper, in my flannel jammies nad rabbit slippers..
Bet Red Mr G...BET RED!!!
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