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Saturday, September 20, 2008


Chicken Scratch

Heh Heh Heh…

Well, hello, my puffy pink human friends!

Ole Charlie is havin’ a bit a fun today, at the expense of Captain Baldy here.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ya see, Captain Baldspot don’t bother to read much, so when he has trouble with his new computer, he relies on his own survival skills. Which, I gotta tell ya, is painful to watch. The boy lacks common sense, ya see. I’ve watched him try to peek inta a toaster, to see when they switch the bread with the toast…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Anyhows, he’s been getting’ frustrated with his computer, because he thinks Windows Vista ain’t workin’. Well, it ain’t exactly FM radio, I will admit, but it ain’t really all that bad neither. But it is, if someone comes along every night, and tinkers with yer settins…

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yeah, everytime Portho logs off for the day and saves his settins, I come along, and change them all. I once set the hard drive to shut off after 30 seconds, which is pretty frustratin’ for a two-finger typer that can’t remember where the “e” key is…

Boy, was he howlin’ that day! I thought his ears wuz gonna evfaporate, there wuz so much steam pourin’ out!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, as long as he wants ta keep blamin’ Microsoft, it ain’t no skin off my pluckin’ pinfeathers – I’ve havin’ a clickin’ ball of a time, changin’ font sizes, disconnectin’ his internet access, and dimmin’ the screen so much he thinks he’s goin’ blind! This little manual is worth it's weight in fool's gold.

What a maroon!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck for now!!

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