Chicken Scratch
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Sas-Frickin’-Katchewan???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I hopped inna suitcase last night, and woke this mornin’ to find misself in Saskatchewan!! Were we banished, or sumthin’? Is this community service???
“Saskatchewan – Where The Deer An The Antelope Still Roam…” This is the heart of the prairies in Canada, an the only famous thing to come out of this province is the catch phrase from the old Super Dave Osborne show “genuine Saskatchewan sealskin leather”. Something you won’t hear Pamela Anderson quotin'…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
There’s more wheat around here than a Russian dinner table. I’m pretty sure there’s bison grazin’ outside the hotel room.
The taxis are covered waggins!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
No wonder I feel right at home here – it’s like a giant cluster of farms, with 7-11’s.
What in the name of Red Rooster are we doin’ in this joint? I hope Banjo Boy isn’t tryin’ to sell me out to stud service again…
Hey, if ya get a chance, ask Mrs. Banjo Boy to pronounce the name of the province – it’s cluckin’ priceless! But who can blame her? They musta been hammered when they got to pick the name o’ this stretch of prairie…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Saskatchewan….Bah Cluckbug!!!
Cluck for now!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Sas-Frickin’-Katchewan???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I hopped inna suitcase last night, and woke this mornin’ to find misself in Saskatchewan!! Were we banished, or sumthin’? Is this community service???
“Saskatchewan – Where The Deer An The Antelope Still Roam…” This is the heart of the prairies in Canada, an the only famous thing to come out of this province is the catch phrase from the old Super Dave Osborne show “genuine Saskatchewan sealskin leather”. Something you won’t hear Pamela Anderson quotin'…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
There’s more wheat around here than a Russian dinner table. I’m pretty sure there’s bison grazin’ outside the hotel room.
The taxis are covered waggins!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
No wonder I feel right at home here – it’s like a giant cluster of farms, with 7-11’s.
What in the name of Red Rooster are we doin’ in this joint? I hope Banjo Boy isn’t tryin’ to sell me out to stud service again…
Hey, if ya get a chance, ask Mrs. Banjo Boy to pronounce the name of the province – it’s cluckin’ priceless! But who can blame her? They musta been hammered when they got to pick the name o’ this stretch of prairie…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Saskatchewan….Bah Cluckbug!!!
Cluck for now!!
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