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Friday, October 13, 2006

I don't know what it's like where you live, but around my town, I am beginning to discover an interesting similarity between big trucks (half-ton and higher) and dinosaurs. In recent years, light passenger trucks have bloated up to almost the same size as semi-trailer tractors, and that's not even touching on the biggest of them all - the Hummers. Let me explain how I came to my conclusion of that claim:

Dinosaurs were big and intimidating behemoths, once upon a time. Big trucks these days are bigger than your average soup can factory, and if approaching you from behind, can be very intimidating...

Dinosaurs came in many different colours, and so do big trucks.

Nobody ever told dinosaurs what they could or couldn't do while in motion, and apparently owners of big trucks feel the same way...

Despite their large size, dinosaurs had very small (often peanut-sized) brains in charge of their operation. Ditto, big trucks.

Dinosaurs (at least in film and TV portrayals) had bad temperaments. Big truck operators seem to become a blend of Yosemite Sam and Thelma & Louise after starting their vehicles...

But maybe that's just my perception...

Chow for now!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

now that you are country folk, what with your alberta plates and all, you'd think that you'd get a banjo. seems like the natural next step. na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaa.....

ThatDanGuy said...

Hmmm. Sounds like somebody may be trying to bait my wife....

And whatever happened to Banjo Quest?? I must regroup!!!

Anonymous said...

You know there's a banjo at my praticum site. I think next week they're gonna let me play it, or attempt it. Should I try and smuggle it out for you?

ThatDanGuy said...

That would be SOOOO cool!!

However, crime is wrong...:-(

I must get my banjo honestly, and without dragging my entirely innocent niece into a life of crime...

Anonymous said...

I bet dollars to donuts the truck operator had one of them thingys that hang banjos in lieu of a gun rack.
Am I right??

ThatDanGuy said...

Are you kidding????

Any rational banjo owner would NEVER expose their precious instrument to the wild fluctuations of prairie weather!!!

And yes, I'm still talking about the banjo...