Today is my lucky day!!
In the next hour, I will go for the first of TWO (yessir, 2) dentist appointments. It's almost like winning a foreign lottery.
At any rate, no matter how thrilled I may be at the prospect of a double dose of dentistry on the same day, I really need to get in there. My one tooth is so bad right now that even a cup of coffee sends me through the roof. Six cups will essentially have the same effect, but without the sharp pain poking into my cheek like a steak knife being jammed in by an Olympic javelin-thrower on steroids.
I figure that there must be a hairline (gaping) crack in a filling or something. My sensitivity to hot items is as sharp as bargain hunter's nose on discovering an underpriced treasure on e-Bay. And what a bargain that popsicle stick shaped like Paris Hilton was, at just under $78.00!!
So, here I sit, basically hunched over in sheer agony, forcing myself to have another sip of searing, stabbing coffe, and posting at this ungodly early hour, all for you, my dear and faithful reader(s).
Enjoy, and then wish me well.
Chow for now!!
2 comments:
Forget the dentist Dan-O, just chew on some salt water taffy and you'll be able to solve your woes at a fraction of the cost of visiting a dentist.
Salt-water taffy, eh...
Any idea where I might be able to find some, in my favorite flavour - cinnamon????
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